Welcome to House of Pleasure!
2000, Funcom, PC
BACKDOOR - "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
1988, Sega, Genesis
HARDCORE - Happy Bear Love!
Aliens vs. Predator
1993, Activision, SNES
ORAL - Whoever wins, we lose!
2002, U.S. Army, PC
SELF_LOVE - It is very lonely in the military, yes?
ORAL - OMFG WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!1
Asheron's Call 2
2002, Microsoft Game Studios, PC
BESTIALITY - "That would be a Warath butt raping an Armoredillo." -T. Russell
Baseball Stars 2
1994, SNK, Arcade
SELF LOVE - Lady, I know your team win the game, but wait until you gets home??
1989, Sunsoft, NES
AMATEUR - The dark knight return... the favor!
1994, Strata, Arcade
AMATEUR - Oh my lord, this is not supposed to be porno game? Mortal Cumbat?
Beavis and Butthead
1994, Viacom, SNES
BACKDOOR - Uh heh heh heh who is the Butthead now?
1994, Sega, Megadrive
ORAL - Word of advice: forest trolls do not take NO for an answer!
Bloody Roar 2
1999, Hudson, Playstation
PANTY - Ooh yeah, bug-man, you go ahead and take a sniff. It's all the good.
1985, Namco, NES
ORAL - Weiner. Buns. The joke is just too serious.
1995, Square, SNES
ORAL - Robot pr0n is the hottest! Beep! Beep!
2000, Sierra, PC
ORAL - This is the war on terrorism?
2004, Valve, PC
BACKDOOR - The bomb of my loins has been defused, SIR!!
Deer Hunter 3
1999, WizardWorks Software, PC
BESTIALITY - Wow, this hunter really getting his "trophy"!!
1998, Novalogic, PC
BACKDOOR - A test: ask a soldier to sit on his gun and see which end he sits on.
1994, Capcom, SNES
AMATEUR - Even in the land of demons this is quite dirty I assure you.
1982, Namco/Atari, Arcade
AMATEUR - Oh yeah, Dig Dug! You pumped him up good, man.
2004, id software, PC
ZOMBIE SEX - "It too dark! I can't see whose ass that I'm squeezing!"
ORAL - Super Turbo Turkey Puncher HI SCORE coming right up!!!
ZOMBIE SEX - Fat one on top? Not right, dude!
ZOMBIE SEX - Oh, it so big it split his head open!!
ZOMBIE SEX - Look out behind you!
Donkey Kong Country
1994, Rare, SNES
GANGBANG - Ah, the famous rhinocerous underwater love helmet!
Double Dragon II: The Revenge
1988, Acclaim, NES
GANGBANG - This worse than the night Abobo drank a bathtub full of tequila...
Dragon Ball Z - Hyper Dimension
1996, Bandai, SNES
ORAL - Oh nice - a Super Saiyan blowjob!
Dragon Ball Z: Supersonic Warriors
2004, Bandai, SNES
BACKDOOR - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1989, Enix, NES
HARDCORE - Hey, you two! Get a room at the Inn! Oh, wait...
Drakan: The Ancient Gates
2002, SCEA, PC
BESTIALITY - Oh ho, Mr. Beast! Welcome to my Ancient Gate!
2004, CryTek, PC
AMATEUR - And in the middle of the jungle, love was discovered...
Felix the Cat
1992, Hudson, NES
BESTIALITY - Felix the Cat does best Richard Gere impression. AND LOOK AT MR. TREE.
Final Fantasy V
1992, Square, SNES
BESTIALITY - I have no comment on this image at this time.
Final Fantasy XI Online
2003, Square, PC
HOT FLASH - I don't know who made this, but it's ultra-sexy! Good music!
1989, Capcom, Arcade
AMATEUR - Don't ever tell me you never get any of the foreplay, beeotch!!!
Golden Axe 3
1988, Acclaim, NES
AMATEUR - "OOG OOOG URRAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"
1988, Victokai Inc. / Saito Productions, NES
AMATEUR - Shaken, not stirred.
2002, Piranha Bytes, PC
BESTIALITY - Oh, poor sheep... forced to suck in the tall grass!
Ghosts n' Goblins
1985, Capcom, NES
AMATEUR - What, you act as though you've never seen a knight's helmet before.
AMATEUR - Come and gets it, zombies!!!
BESTIALITY - Japanese call it HENTAI! Everyone else just call it backdoor demon sex.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
2003, Rockstar Games, Xbox/PS2/PC
ORAL - What is it with kids and their slang these days?
2004, Valve Software, PC
SELF LOVE - This is why the Havoc Physics Engine created. Dynamic Gameplay!
1997, Natsume, Inc., SNES
BESTIALITY - Yeah, you know how he like it? RUFF! "HA HA HA"
2000, Eidos Interactive, PC
PLANT SEX - Oh no, Mother Nature no!
Horizons: Empire of Istaria
2003, Artifact Entertainment, PC
ORAL - Golden Dragon, such majestic creature. Green Dragon, pretty good blowjob.
1994, Virgin Games, Megadrive
BACKDOOR - Oh, you said backcourt. It is my bad, WNBA player.
Jedi Knight 2
2002, Raven Interactive, PC
AMATEUR - Oh yes, I can feel the force that is very strong in this one!
AMATEUR - Hm, even my force pull can't get my watch back out...
ORAL - How do you explain why mission fail this time?
Justice League Task Force
1995, Acclaim, SNES
HARDCORE - Watch out, she wear condom out of Kryponite!
HARDCORE - ROWWWRRR!! HISS!!!
AMATEUR - THESE TITS... BELONG TO AQUAMAN!!!
1996, Nintendo, SNES
BESTIALITY - Oh Wolfie you are so good, but too much fang!
Kirby's Dreamland 3
1997, Nintendo, SNES
GANGBANG - Ohhhhhh MY GOD.
Knights of the Round
1992, Capcom, SNES
BESTIALITY - Oh, tiger seems ready to burst. That must be why he's so mad.
1993, Toaplan, Arcade
AMATEUR - The only thing I can say is LOOK AT THOSE PANTS.
1984, Irem, NES
ORAL - Hey! Where does the line start??
1993, Sega, Megadrive
ORAL - Chicken says it the best!
Legend of the Mystical Ninja
1991, Konami, SNES
MODEL - Oh Dad, you're always such a show-off at the carnival!
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
1991, Nintendo, SNES
HARDCORE - This is a sin I think... right?
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
1998, Nintendo, N64
SELF LOVE - This is what happen when you live in a windmill your whole life.
2004, NCSoft, PC
HARDCORE - Oh noes I invoke +20 Fist of Stinky for +50 Elfish Orgazm!!!
Lunar, Silver Star Story
1998, GameArts/Working Designs, Sega CD
SELF LOVE - More chickens? I'm confused, yet still strangely erotic!
1986, Technos/Taito, Arcade
HARDCORE - And the "very ethnically diverse crowd" is stunned!
Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter
1998, Capcom, Arcade
AMATEUR - YEEEAAAAIIIII FINAL ATOMIC BUSTER HANDJOB
Mario vs. Donkey Kong
2004, Nintendo, GBA
AMATEUR - Mario, that key for door not your DICK!?
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
2003, Remedy, PC
AMATEUR - Awwwww, so romantic! This one is for the ladies!
HARDCORE - Wait? Max Payne or Max Hardcore? I must know!
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
2001, Konami, Playstation 2
HOT VIDEO - Jungle Boogie! Snake Eater! Wa-hoo!
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
1990, Sega, Arcade
ORAL - Okay, now we know who is bad...
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
1990, Sega, Megadrive
ORAL - Michael, I believed in you!
Mighty Final Fight
1993, Capcom, NES
ORAL - Oh, such sweet kisses for Haggar. Mwa mwa!
2003, Bethesda Softworks, PC
TRANNY SURPRISE - Wow... she bigger than me. So hot!
Mortal Kombat 4
1997, Midway, Arcade
ORAL - Oh, this is simply beautiful. Quite a work of art. But I hope he can breathe!
1993, Taito, SNES
HANDJOB - That is cool! And by cool, I mean totally sweet!
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
1994, Namco, SNES
ORAL - Oh yeah, the yellow Pac eats a huge power pellet! Geez...
1982, Sega, Arcade
HARDCORE - What? Two butternuts in romantic entanglement? I don't understand.
1982, Activision, Atari 2600
ORAL - Pitfall Harry get very lonely in the jungle. Only snakes around!
1984, Epyx, Apple II
BACKDOOR - Pretty nice pit stop, don't you think? OH NO, he missed the car!!
2004, Sony Online Entertainment, PC
BACKDOOR - What Planet is this? Sore Moon of Saturn?
2004, Priston Game Development, PC
ORAL - Oh, little girl, you look too young for this! Video games are corrupting!
1993, Flair, SNES
SELF LOVE - Oh, my poor friend, you are so pale. I must revive you beneath a tree.
Real Bout Fatal Fury
1995, SNK, Neo Geo
AMATEUR - OH THE FORCE OF YOUR VAGINA IS POWERFUL
Red Faction II
2002, Volition, Xbox
GAY EROTICA - This is not sexy, but romantic. A little is okay. How sweet!
Ren and Stimpy Show, The
1993, THQ, NES
BACKDOOR - Better than bad, so it must be good I think.
1987, Data East, NES
ORAL - This is the original! This is the best! Can you taste the victory?
River City Ransom
1989, Technos, NES
SEX TOY - Hey lady, you dropped something...
ORAL - BARF
2000, Maxis, PC
AMATEUR - Oh no, that embarrassing - she need telescope!
The Sims 2
2004, Electronic Arts, PC
AMATEUR - Will Wright, you are a sick little monkey who need spanking!!
Star Wars Galaxies
2003, LucasArts, PC
ORAL - "I find your use of teeth disturbing."
HANDJOB - Stay on target... stay on target...
Super Double Dragon
1992, Tradewest, SNES
ORAL - Wow, long line for a desperate blowjob!
Super Smash Bros.
1999, Nintendo, N64
SELF LOVE - Stone Cold FOX.
Super Smash Bros. Melee
2001, Nintendo, Gamecube
HARDCORE - HAHAHA look at Fox's expression in this one!
GANGBANG - PIKACHU, I CHOOSE... you?
ORAL - Pikachu again?!
ORAL - Uh, the princess must be hiding some fruit in there...
HARDCORE - Princess again?! Why are you such the prostitute!
ORAL - Pikachu, wtf dude!
BACKDOOR - PIKACHU, YOU BIGGEST SLUT OF ALL TIME!!!
Super Street Fighter
1994, Capcom, Arcade
ORAL - Oh, Cammy, you are truly one of the hottest!
ORAL - Wow, she really taking back the night!
1992, Namco, Megadrive
ZOMBIE SEX - Who sent this?! You're a sick man. But there's the splatter, I see.
Streets of Rage
1991, Sega, Megadrive
BACKDOOR - Oooh, Adam baby, why you bein' so rough with me tonight?!
1993, Kodansha, Megadrive
HARDCORE - Ah, the ancient art of sumo. Who says fat Japanese men are not sexy?
Super Mario Bros. 3
1988, Nintendo, NES
PLANT SEX - It only hurt for the first eight hour. Then it's aaaaall the good, man.
Super Mario World
1990, Nintendo, SNES
BESTIALITY - How often do Italian plumber make love to dinosaur in a big keyhole?
2000, Sierra, PC
HARDCORE - TAKE IT EASY MAN, HE'S BLEEDING!!!
BACKDOOR - SWAT discovers the horrible secret behind the special sauce...
Tecmo World Wrestling
1990, Tecmo, NES
HARDCORE - Oh wow, Octopus Hold! Not much more hardcore than that...
BACKDOOR - Squat Squat Squat
SELF LOVE - All guys wish they could do this.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
1992, Konami, NES
BACKDOOR - These are the turtles in a half shell? I want to be in that shell as well.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters
2001, UbiSoft, PC
ORAL - Oh, this is too much Turtle Power, I think. Ouch.
2002, Namco, PS2
ORAL - HEIHACHI VIAGRA!!!
Tiny Toon Adventures
1991, Konami, NES
BACKDOOR - Most Appropriate Caption Award Winner
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon
2001, UbiSoft, PC
SELF LOVE - Word of advice: stop when it bleeds!
Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6
2000, RedStorm Entertainment, PC
AMATEUR - Now I know where "Rainbow" come from...
True Crime: Streets of LA
2003, Activision, PS2
ORAL - It's true. I been to LA, and they wear girls on their faces there.
Two Crude Dudes
1992, Data East, Megadrive
BACKDOOR - Now this is exactly why they call them the Two Crude Dudes.
1997, Electronic Arts, PC
ZOMBIE SEX - HA HA HA, they LOVE it!
1987, Nintendo, NES
AMATEUR - It like... it like... that movie with Tom Hanks and volleyball?
Waku Waku 7
1996, SNK, Neo-Geo
BACKDOOR - NOOOOO BARNEY PUT THE CHILDREN DOWN
Wild Arms 2nd Ignition
2000, SCEI, Playstation
AMATEUR - Perhaps she has not also heard of my "Wild Wang"...
World Heroes Perfect
1995, SNK/ADK, Neo-Geo
ORAL - Don't touch, your hand too cold!
ORAL - Hey, baby... ENTER THE DRAGON
World of Warcraft
2004, Blizzard, PC
ORAL - WOW, what a PIMP!!
AMATEUR - I thought this cute. "What are you thinking about, honey?"
World War 2 Online
2000, Cornered Rat Software, PC
BESTIALITY - Those French prostitutes certainly are furry.
WWF No Mercy
2000, THQ, N64
ORAL - Mr. Wrestler, don't take the signs seriously!!
X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse
1995, Capcom, SNES
BACKDOOR - Jon Perry told me he thinks Psylocke is the hottest X-Man.
1995, Nintendo, SNES
HARDCORE - Oh no no no, this is wrong. This is a kid's game - not good.
Ys 3: Wanderers From Ys
1991, American Sammy, SNES
SELF LOVE - DOGI, you are certainly not kidding.
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