The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive

"Porn that knocks you flat on your back."

A Word From the Father of the AVGPA

Ah... hello there, good friends! I see you have found my web page of excitement! I am Kato Tanaka, aka Naughty Pixel. You have arrived at the Accidental Video Game Porn Archive, a premiere site for "accidental video game porn", or AVGP. Before you go crazy and look at the hot images I have for you, let me tell you a little story myself.

In 1987, I, Kato Tanaka, worked on the set of adult movie studio in Japan. When the studio went bankrupt, I decided to move to America and start a new life. It was here that I became exposed to the Internet and the exciting world of video game emulation! Soon, I play the game that would change my life: Ring King(tm). The game smell bad like natto bean, but between rounds a young boy would give oral pleasure to a boxer! You see, my work in the Japanese adult movie industry had taken the pleasure of seeing the human body from me - but this scene of the naughty pixels gave me excitement once again!

I found that I enjoyed the exciting scenes the most if they were surprising to me (accidental) or if they had the Nintendo Seal of Quality, and so I avoided games that were actually adult in nature. It wasn't long before I had created my own web page for the images I collected from the games. However, my web page design was putrid like fermented soy milk, and I received few visitors those first years.

It wasn't until 2002 that I met Derek Yu of Blackeye Software in the adult chatroom, and I was able to become the greatest webmaster of accidental video game porn. They re-design my web page for me and gave me more space to display my images to the world. Derek, if you are reading this, I am the most thankful towards you!

And dear visitors, that is my story. I hope you will find these images as exciting as I have over the years. Enjoy.

What Others Are Saying About the AVGPA

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"You'll burn in hell for this... a cold, dark hell where pigs have hands and everything that smelled good in the real world now smells like armpit." - Krystal Nakagawa, Waitress

"Dude, you guys make MY video game porn site seem like so totally worthless." - Ken Johnson, Astronaut

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Now, Prepare Your Loins for Adventure!

This site contains explicit and graphic images of video game characters engaging in sexual acts. Before you may enter, you must agree to the following terms:

1. I do not find images of nude video game characters, video game characters engaged in sexual acts, or other sexual material (related to video games) to be offensive or objectionable.

2. I am at least 18 years of age and have the legal right to purchase and/or possess Leisure Suit Larry in my hometown.

3. I understand the standards and laws of the community, site, and computer to which I am transporting this video game porn, and am solely responsible for my actions.

4. I am not, nor have I ever been, employed by a law enforcement agency, or Nintendo.

5. If I use these services in violation of the above agreement, I understand I may be in violation of local, federal, and/or international laws and am solely responsible for my actions.

6. By logging on, I will have released and discharged Kato Tanaka and Blackeye Software from any and all liability which might arise.

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